Be careful, don't waste that hair gel, DJ Pauly D might need it in his new Android game

There are some things in this world that I thought I wouldn't ever have to write about but clearly I was mistaken. Fans of Jersey Shore, or at least DJ Pauly D (who plays here in Las Vegas often), has just received his own Android game which is now available on the market.

In typical Jersey Shore fashion, you will be navigating DJ Pauly D down the boardwalk, picking up babe, scoring pizza all the while scoring points for doing what you do best. It isn't all fun and games though as there are some serious threats in the form of stuffy executives and fugly grenade that are bent on making your night a total disaster and possibly even dent your hair (if that's even humanly possible).

Features:

• DJ Pauly D character!
• Expansive stages with rotating night and day!
• Mini-bosses!
• 3 lives per level!
• Jump command!
• Unlockable achievements!

It's a touch life being DJ Pauly D as you only get 3 lives per level and if you spend all those then it's game over. You can, however, keep Pauly D strong in his mission to pick up babes by collecting gold chains, boom boxes and head phones. Even better is taking Pauly D to the gym and making him evolve into Juicehead mode which is essentially like a golden star in Mario Bros. You can smash through everyone. You'll also have to keep him tanned otherwise he will become dangerously pale and as such lose all his claim to his manhood.

Lastly, you'll have to keep Mr. Pauly D's clothes clean and fresh otherwise he won't score and point let alone any babe if he looks like crap. It's an interesting game I have to admit, even comes with some great retro style graphics as well. Think of this as Leisure Suit Larry the Pauly D edition. You can download this game off the Android Market for $0.99. All we need now is a game based of Snooki and Dena where all they do is get drunk and cry.

P.S. DJ Pauly D, if you're bored let me know, we will swing on by, in a cab of course.

Developer Website: MEDL Mobile

Website Referenced: Android Central

Android Market Link: DJ Pauly D