[NSFW] Wednesday Afternoon WTF: This is one of the most whacked out games on Android

Welcome to another edition of our WTF series of articles and this time it's actually Android related. Shocking isn't it? Well it isn't as shocking as the game we are going to talk about in this article which is called DICK, the uncensored version. Ironically there is a censored version as well which features a trouser snake instead of an actual penis.

The entire purpose of this game is to tilt your device to get your one-eyed monster swinging around, hitting what appears to be beach balls which is an impressive feat in itself. After hitting the oncoming beach balls with your member, if they happen to hit one of the circles with a number in it, you score that many points.

Amazingly this actually comes with two gameplay modes as well: Arcade and Free Play. In Arcade Mode you need to spin the dick as fast as you can and hit beach balls to score as many points as possible. In Free Play you can play with the dick as you like. Twisted sounding isn't it? You can even adjust the size of your tool to either make it easier to hit the beach balls or make it smaller to provide more of a challenge.

You can pick up DICK: Uncensored or DICK: Censored (featuring Mr. Trouser Snake) off the Android Market for $0.99. While the censored version probably won't get banned, the uncensored version has a very good chance of receiving the ban hammer so if you really feel the need to swing the dick around without it looking like a green snake, I'd suggest grabbing it now. You can check it out in action in the video below. Any bets on how long before this is banned off the Android Market?

Warning: This is mildly not safe for work, regardless of how funny this is.

Thanks to Roger Lyons for the tip!

Developer Website: N/A

Android Market Link: DICK (Uncensored)