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[NSFW] Good news for everyone, Dick is back and now available for download

For all of you who were excited about the rather humorous game Dick being on the Android Market but missed your chance to grab it as it was obviously pulled from the Android Market… quickly, you can now download it outside of the market thanks to the developer putting up a non-copywritten protected version for download.

In case you missed what Dick is, Dick is a game that came in two forms: a censored version which features a trouser snake instead of an actual dick and the uncensored version which featured an actual dick instead of a trouser snake. You were also able to ‘customize’ your tool in either version making it shorter, longer, thinner or thicker depending on what sort of challenge you wanted to have before jumping into the game.

NSFW Trailer

The game consists of two type of modes. One mode you windmill your manhood as beach balls come across the screen. As your weapon of choice hits the beach balls, they have a chance to hit targets with certain point values. Your goal is to get the most points before time runs out. The second mode is simply where you try to swing your thing as fast as possible getting in as many rotations as you can before time runs out.

Obviously the game broke the ToS for the Android Market and was pulled but you can now download it and get to swinging your manhood of various sizes thanks to the developer putting up a direct download link. So hit up the link below for some dick swinging fun.

Developer Website: Artificial Wonders

Website Referenced: Android Police

Direct Download Link: Dick

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