BitLife took its sweet time coming to Android, and when it did eventually turn up, it did so without the ribbons. That’s a huge shame, because collecting ribbons is one of the huge draws of this life simulator.
For those that haven’t played this game yet, it’s a lot like The Sims, except it’s entirely text-based. You can live any type of life you want to, from famous actor to a criminal who spends their life behind bars.
In this guide, we’re going to list all of the ribbons in BitLife and how to get them. We’re aware that they aren’t available in BitLife on Android yet, but they will be soon and we want to be right there when it happens.
BitLife ribbons list:
|How to get it:
|Get as many cats as you can and keep their bars on green at all times. Neglect your friends and family.
|Ask every family member for money once per year for your entire life.
|Maintain good relationships with your friends and family, don’t take drunks and alcohol, and call the police when you witness a crime.
|Marry, have kids, and keep your bars at green their entire lives.
|Steal as much as you can but try not to get caught.
|Earn at least 1 million and neglect your friends and family.
|Achieve literally nothing with your BitLife.
|Press the age button until your BitLife is over.
|Have four kids and do little else with your life.
|Die of an accident or terminal illness at a young age.
|End your life right at the beginning.
|Fornicate as many times as you can. It helps to go to the gym a lot and have plastic surgery to get your looks up.
|Build up your smarts by going to the library once per year, study hard, and go to university.
|Start a lot of fights and spend time in prison. Preferably start fights there too.
|Earn over 10 million in a single BitLife.
|Max out your karma during a BitLife. Be nice and generous to people.
|Escape prison and stay out for the duration of your BitLife.
|Get a job with Candywriter! Get a job as a mobile app developer.
|Have a lot of threesomes but avoid single sexual encounters so you don’t get lustful instead.
|Escape from prison numerous times during a single BitLife.
|Host loads of house parties and argue as often as possible.
|Live past 100 and have a relatively uneventful life. It helps to max out your healthiness.
|Drop out of school, don’t study, don’t go to the library, and make lots of poor decisions.
|Spend your life in prison – preferably dying in there.
|Become a serial killer.
|Get a job as a porn star or actor and post a lot on social media.
|Get married, have kids, earn a lot of money, and have nice things. But not too nice that you accidentally get rich.
|Travel a lot and emigrate to multiple countries.
|Get an addiction and keep it for the rest of your BitLife.
|Make millions from gambling alone.