Interdimensional Vending Machine, or SCP Vending Machine if you’re an Android player, is a cryptic game where your choices can make for some wildly different endings. From good to… well maybe we shouldn’t dwell on quite how bad it can get. This guide on the Interdimensional Vending Machine endings should let you decide how favorable, or horrific, you’d like your fate to be.
If you want to pick the game up for Android, it’s available now on Google Play. For other stuff in that genre, check out our feature on the best Android Horror Games.
How To Get All Interdimensional Vending Machine Endings
The mechanics of Interdimensional Vending Machine are pretty simple. Beg for coins, put coins into the vending machine, receive food, drink or… seeds? Then, you are free to decide whether you want to eat what dropped out of the machine. Some food looked delicious, some appear to be giant alien bugs.
As of the current update, only the ‘Police’ and the ‘Starvation’ are true endings, as they will stop the game. The others will give you different forms, though they will not yet change the gameplay. The game is still in development, so we’re interested to see what comes next.
Police Ending
Stay out begging on the street in one spot for too long, and ignore the warnings to move from the spot. The police will show up and take you away. (Though that might be for the best, considering.)
Starvation Ending
Don’t eat anything, or fairl to get enough food to eat. You will go through several phases or starvation, becoming thinner and more warped, before you eventually die of starvation. Pretty grim.
Apple Seed Ending
Eat the apple seeds you receive by putting small amounts of money into the vending machine. Just add a few low-value coins at a time. You will start looking much healthier for a while, before you seem to start ascending to something completely different, with a starry form and glowing hair.
Parasite Ending
Focus on eating anything involving insects, and you’ll eventually get parasites. After a while, you’ll start taking on insectoid features. Enjoy your new life as the insect queen.
Blob Ending
Eat an excess of junk food items and you will begin to increase in girth, going from portly to something that far exceeds how a human body should look.
Centipede Ending
Focus on any foods involving centipedes you receive from the machine. Eventually centipedes should start to congregate around you, and eventually… well you know what they say. You are what you eat.
Leech Ending
Eat an excess of the Leeches On A Stick item until you get much more leech-y than expected. This can take a while, so be patient.
Overly Hydrated Ending
Consume way too many liquid items at once. You may need to hoard a large number up, then chug them all at once. You will eventually get so full of water you’ll start to leak out of your pores.
Eldritch Being Ending
Look for things that appear to be made from parts of people and keep eating those. Your body will start to ascend, spouting rainbow colours and getting a lot less solid. Who knows where your newfound hunger will take you.
Manananggal/Vampire Ending
Look for the human gummies, and the drinks that appear to have lab samples floating in there. Consume these and you’ll become more feral and vampiric until your winged torso leaves your legs behind. Guess you didn’t need them anymore.
Are There Other Endings?
These are the current endings that we’re aware of. We expect to see more in the future, as the game still has active updates, and a ton of loose ends still. We’re interested to see how the changes shape the game, and we’re still wondering what the spooky house west of Empty Street does. That music is ominous…
