A training montage. (I think we made this same joke about Dead Rails.)
Day: 17 February 2025
Don’t worry, you aren’t doomed.
Love classic shoot ‘em ups?
Made of magma!
You can now lead your crustacean army into battle.
Beat it, Solar Shovel sweats. (I’m joking)
The usual triple dose of expansions is dropping soon.
Not this guy again…
These designs kick ash.
There are new battlesuits, outfits and anniversary rewards too.